From: Anya Jenkins <bringerschminger@hotmail.com>
To: Faith <fivebyfiverogueslayer@yahoo.com>
Subject: Re: Your total lack of helping
Date: 5 Aug 2003

Faith,

I realize that you have superpowers, but that doesn't mean it wouldn't be nice to help me while the munchkin is off on his little scifi quest. Yes I sent him to England for some business matters as well. I mean it's not like I ask you to do much, 9-5 and to sell things. I mean not a large ouch on your life. What do you really even do in the daytime that isn't boinking or hitting. Okay, I realize the boinking is something that we all need so I'm happy to say that you only need to work from 1-5, I just need help while I am running the summer blitz campaign. And possibly money, ooo shiny quarters and greenbacks missy. Think about it, and if you decline please don't sneer at the customers when you cut through the shop.

Anya

From: Faith <fivebyfiverogueslayer@yahoo.com>
To: Anya Jenkins <bringerschminger@hotmail.com>
Subject: Re: Your total lack of helping
Date: 5 Aug 2003

Anya -

Nice way to guilt me into helpin out! Ha! Yeah, not to fear, I'll help out while Vulkon boy is gone. What else do I have to do? And for the record, the customers so don't need to know details of me gettin bouncy with anyone this time! I don't mind helpin out, but I don't want everyone knowin all my business yo! So, yeah, I'll be in around 11 or so- this girl's gotta do some punching of the bag before she punches the clock.

From: Anya Jenkins <bringerschminger@hotmail.com>
To: Faith <fivebyfiverogueslayer@yahoo.com>
Subject: Re: Your helping that has increased
Date: 5 Aug 2003

Oh dear bittersweet Faith,

That was not guilt, I could use guilt on you, but I only use it in the utmost needed cases. I am pleased that you will help me out and 11 is a good time, we'll order in lunch even and close shop for 30 min. when you're done with the punching of the bag. And remember money, money, money... okay some motivational words, get you a Playstation 2! So go you, fight those demons and slay those customers, in a metaphorical sense about the customers. And of course your boinking will stay private unless you decide to unleash it on the world, but please don't mention Xander. Because that's some boinking I never want to hear about.

Anya